Happy National Oxymoron Day!!! I hope you all have very morose celebrations!
I’m just kidding – it’s not really National Oxymoron Day, but we have National Everything Else Day, so why not a National Oxymoron Day??
In the spirit of National Oxymoron Day, a day which has yet to be rightfully recognized and celebrated, I am going to share my own oxymorons.
Sensitive Doctor (I’m kidding, there may be a shortage but there are definitely some of those around)
Boring Court Jester